You will lose one dollar.
You will get absolutely nothing.
It cannot be returned or refunded.
You waive all rights to dispute, charge back, or reverse this transaction for any reason.
All proceeds are devoted to finding inner peace. Or outer. Whichever...

Proceed to Lose $1

Your dollar has been permanently lost and will now wander into eternity.
Would you like to lose another dollar so it's not lonely?

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